Dave Weinbaum
Posted: Thursday, May 21, 2009 6:59 pm

10. A teacher’s job is to sharpen those that miss the point.

9. I was going to be cremated until I found out they were using rejected tanning beds.

8. If you see the light, fight those who would douse the flame.

7. In order to be considered edible, fish can’t smell like fish.

6. How many accidents happen to us because we’re unprepared?

5. I was so bad at picking numbers in Vegas, I couldn’t I find my hotel room.

4. Never over-think to the point where you blink.

3. You don’t have to go nuclear to radiate your point.

2. Leave opinions to us, judgments to G-d.

1. Know the difference between a friend and a fraud.

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