Dave Weinbaum
Posted: Monday, May 11, 2009 2:47 pm

10. The way to guarantee rising crime is to over-legislate.

9. As a child, I liked racing. I reveled at the whooshing sound as they passed me by.

8. Ideas that tic off the government are the ones worth debating.

7. The bigger the degree the less inclination to listen to reason.

6. While our days are numbered our mission is to make them add up.

5. There are few places less hospitable than a hospital.

4. Refuse to let indifference eat into your desire.

3. If laws aren't moral, moral people will break them.

2. How desperate was the first man who ate a raw oyster?

1. I pray I'm on G-d's side and that He's in agreement.

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