One-Line Philosopher: Top 10 thoughts of the week

Dave Weinbaum


10. If you do more than is expected, few things can defeat you.

9. What do you call a Texas poet? Rhymestone Cowboy.

8. G-d wants us to opt for eternal life, but it’s a limited time offer.

7. Sometimes you have to grab the bull by the horns to get the prime cut.

6. I joined the mini-snow patrol. We save only one flake at a time.

5. It’s hard to believe in a science that blames all your faults on Mom.

4. Some of the best writing emanates from giving pen and paper to a lunatic.

3. There’s something about impending old age that narrows one’s focus.

2. If you pray for humility, you already have it.

1. If you think success is beneath you, don’t open your parachute.

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