Dave Weinbaum
Posted: Friday, April 17, 2009 6:09 am

10. One sign of superior knowledge is not to be too impressed with your own.

9. What did the tapioca say to the spoon? "I'm not puddin' out!"

8. A good laugh is prerequisite for good living.

7. Normal is overrated if you have to drive everyone crazy to achieve it.

6. All you need to be a rebel is to "no" authority.

5. The worst vice is to let government silence your voice.

4. Never rake leaves in the summer. It's too hard to climb the trees.

3. The most important lesson you can teach your kids is how to negotiate
with power.

2. I drove out to buy a condo, but ended up with a flat.

1. Blind faith in the presence of tyranny is no virtue.

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