One-Line Philosopher: Top 10 thoughts of the week

Dave Weinbaum


10. If you put your watch on upside down are you on Australian time?

9. You’ll never understand the importance of winning without an occasional loss.

8. Spice growers motto: “Thyme is Money.”

7. The best strategy starts with the acknowledgement of what we don’t know.

6. New Viagra slogan: “Your own personal stimulus package in a little blue pill.”

5. Do mature things while maintaining child-like curiosity.

4. What are Hebrew wine makers known as? Grape Jews.

3. Sometimes a penny saved is a dollar ignored.

2. Those without pot roast have a legitimate stew.

1. Never lose by letting up.

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