Dave Weinbaum
Posted: Friday, March 6, 2009 6:51 am

10. There's a certain notoriety in being un-noteworthy.

9. My wife bought an organizing purse, then proceeded to lose it.

8. Retreat from evil only as a tactic to smite it later.

7. If everyone is related then Arkansas is the Garden of Eden.

6. A victims' silence gives a tyrant his marching orders.

5. They made a statue of the original pharmacist. It was a drug bust.

4. Take the right action and don't apologize if it fails.

3. Keep your reputation at arm's length, to make the best decisions at
hand.

2. I used to make plans. Now I have a wife.

1. You haven't lived until you've gone all in on a bluff.

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