One-Line Philosopher: Top 10 thoughts of the week

Dave Weinbaum

10. Tact is a survival technique unknown to most husbands.

9. Smart dogs make you fetch.

8. If ignorance was bliss, you’d be the happiest person on the planet.

7. In order to forget, first we must remember.

6. Hear about the bovine who stood up the cows? He was a bum steer.

5. Poor execution is often the result of unfocused intent.

4. While 50 percent of the world underestimates statistics, the other 80 percent of people are just idiots.

3. An election is a sword that cuts many ways.

2. The good thing about being a loner is you’re always the most exciting guest at your parties.

1. Contrarians start from itch.

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