One-Line Philosopher: Top 10 thoughts of the week

Dave Weinbaum

10. Bald men split no hairs.

9. Why is it illegal for rabbits to own guns? Hare Triggers.

8. All too often we think the truth is in the practicality.

7. I may be 61 but I read at a 40-year-old level.

6. Can’t I talk to myself without you interrupting?

5. When you shoulder all the work, you deny others a living.

4. I went to a uniform shop but they were all different.

3. Without the thrill of victory and despair of defeat, why compete?

2. The worst kind of stupid is not knowing you’re smart.

1. The best teacher imparts knowledge even he isn’t aware of.

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