One-Line Philosopher: Top 10 thoughts of the week

Dave Weinbaum


10. Either blow out the fire or blow out of there.

9. Those born into wealth can only measure their worth by facing adversity.

8. What do Bedouin hunters wear? Camel flage.

7. If 50 people break a law it’s a crime. If a politician commits a felony it’s progress.

6. I knew an optometrist who was so hard working he made a spectacle of himself.

5. Quiet is the fuel bullies seek to expand their terror.

4. Albert Pujols is so great he was intentionally walked in the Home Run Derby.

3. Want to make a donkey bray? Two words: SARAH PALIN.

2. If it’s not meant to be, let it be what it’s meant.

1. Whether loved or hated, always take it to the next level.

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