One-Line Philosopher: Top 10 thoughts of the week

Dave Weinbaum


10. Synchronize your wisdom to your action.

9. A fragile floating rose petal can calm the fiercest beast, but I wouldn’t bet my life on it.

8. The only way a man can celebrate Father’s Day is if a woman bears his child.

7. Grown children who threaten to move back in your house are terrorists.

6. Father: If you don’t listen to me now you’ll hear me later.

5. Let progress fill your sails.

4. How do you know a deaf person is drunk? Slurred sign language.

3. Unfocused redoubling of your efforts quadruples your chance for failure.

2. Bad days survived are the good old days of the future.

1. Better to instill than incite.

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