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One-Line Philosopher: Top 10 thoughts of the week
By: Dave Weinbaum
Posted: Saturday, June 13, 2009 5:25 pm
10. My boss fired me at the tree nursery. He caught me taking an unauthorized leave.

9. Contrarians get stupid on smart water.

8. How do you know when a punster is mature? He's a groan man.

7. I hear they found a gentler breed of Sasquatch. They call him "Little Footsie."

6. You'll never understand a revolutionary until the government labels you an outlaw.

5. If you were a test tube you'd flunk.

4. I told my therapist that everyone treated me like a dog. He patted me head, gave me a treat, and then let me out to go pee.

3. What happens in Vegas maxes out my credit cards.

2. When I worked at Fort Knox, I learned to follow the yellow brick lode.

1. The best way to make you whole is to work on a worthy cause's behalf.

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