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One-Line Philosopher: Top 10 thoughts of the week
10. My Jewish psychic read my palm backwards. I got to start life over.

9. Give a man enough rope and more often than not he'll make his own noose.

8. If you want to hit less putts in a match, hit more in practice.

7. I got on my knees to propose. My wife still hasn't let me up.

6. The beginning of joy comes from the completion of good work.

5. Never fret over forgotten things ... now what the heck was I talking about?

4. If you stand with the core, you'll win over the body.

3. I decided to wipe away my debts so I gave away my identity.

2. Hear about the firing of the musical fisherman? He couldn't carry a tuna.

1. Sometimes we have to charge our batteries to get others to see the light.

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