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One-Line Philosopher: Top 10 thoughts of the week
By: Dave Weinbaum
Posted: Monday, June 1, 2009 5:48 pm
10. The secret to a rich life is to have more luggage than baggage.

9. How does Scrooge play golf? He only takes cheap shots.

8. Time hangs heavy on the minds of the idle.

7. I sat behind a contrarian fan. He kept yelling, “DOWN IN BACK!!”

6. Never give an ear to those trying to cut your head off.

5. I was taken by an exotic pet dealer. He sold me a onecan.

4. Never play high-low poker with a yo-yo.

3. You don’t have to be a shark to create a wave.

2. My phone won a dance contest. It did a mean wiretap.

1. Change is the midwife to progress.

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