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One-Line Philosopher: Top 10 thoughts of the week
10. Good anticipators beat great reactors.

9. Parachutist's Motto: YOU CAN'T HURRY SUCCESS.

8. Now that unions are management, who will listen to disgruntled employees?

7. To make fall-away jump shots, you need spring in your step.

6. If you were assigned to paint the world, would you have enough earth-tones?

5. I was so smart I jumped from alphabet soup to theory of relativity broth in less than one year.

4. If you have friends that don't pray, pray for them anyway.

3. A customer asked me where I was yesterday. I told him I was cheating on him with other customers.

2. Reach out to others without strangling.

1. It's okay to be engaged to your opinions, as long as you marry the facts.

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