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One-Line Philosopher: Top 10 thoughts of the week
10. Sometimes the difference between stupidity and wisdom is shelf life.

9. The bad thing about dating redheads is you can't take them out in the sun.

8. Never display short temper to those with long memories.

7. Popularity wins elections. Virtue conquers history.

6. I was fired as a bread packager. They found me loafing without any ties.

5. Before you march the troops in, know where the battle is.

4. I couldn't take the pressure at the Lego factory. I kept falling to pieces.

3. Communism is capitalism capitulated.

2. I graduated with a Ph.D. in spices. They call me Dr. Pepper.

1. Never let the things you know overwhelm the things you're curious about.

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