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One-Line Philosopher: Top 10 thoughts of the week
By: Dave Weinbaum
Posted: Friday, March 13, 2009 9:16 am
10. Fight the enemies of today so your children won't have to.

9. I was fired as a baker. I went against the grain.

8. The naked truth might be obscene, but it must be spread anyway.

7. Make big plans, then fill the vacuum.

6. The best time to publish an article is when the editor is on vacation.

5. If you practice ten times more than your opponent, you'll be 100 times more likely to win.

4. When the ump brushes off the plate, it's time to take your turn at bat.

3. Blues is the Rock n' Roll of the severely depressed.

2. The captain kicked me off the ship. He accused me of retaining water.

1. If you're comfortable in key situations, there's no lock that can keep you out.

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