One-Line Philosopher: Top 10 thoughts of the week |
By: Dave Weinbaum
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Posted: Friday, March 6, 2009 6:51 am
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10. There's a certain notoriety in being un-noteworthy.
9. My wife bought an organizing purse, then proceeded to lose it.
8. Retreat from evil only as a tactic to smite it later.
7. If everyone is related then Arkansas is the Garden of Eden.
6. A victims' silence gives a tyrant his marching orders.
5. They made a statue of the original pharmacist. It was a drug bust.
4. Take the right action and don't apologize if it fails.
3. Keep your reputation at arm's length, to make the best decisions at hand.
2. I used to make plans. Now I have a wife.
1. You haven't lived until you've gone all in on a bluff.
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