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One-Line Philosopher: Top 10 thoughts of the week
10. Just when the world is in the palms of your hands your nose begins to
itch.

9. Why did the melon leave his wife? Too big a honeydew list.

8. The trouble with curing a head cold is you have to pay through the
nose.

7. I submitted a personal stimulus plan, but my wife vetoed it.

6. You're so deep they have to dredge you out with a whale pooper
scooper.

5. Sometimes the smartest strategy is to play dumb.

4. Hear about the eagle that lost a race to the hawk? He was a soar
loser.

3. My dentist told me to close my mouth together, so I closed it apart
just to confuse him.

2. I mixed up my cardiac medicine with my Viagra. I have no libido, but a
huge heart.

1. Do what you can in the time that you have.

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