Welcome Visitor
Tue, Mar 19, 2019
125 members currently online.

One-Line Philosopher: Top 10 thoughts of the week
10. What did the spoon say to the cup? "I love you a latte!"

9. The trouble with jogging is the wine spills from the glass.

8. Where does tradition end and superstition start?

7. The biggest sponge is the largest sucker.

6. Jump for the high fruit. You can always grab some of the low hangers
on the way down.

5. I tried to brake a bad habit, but the gas pedal kept getting in the
way.

4. My wife permanently removed unwanted hair. She waxed nostalgic.

3. The best time to float a loan is during high tide.

2. If you stop making hay it could be the last straw.

1. Follow ideals not idols.

Click here to comment for local opinion

Printer-friendly format




Do you know someone else who would like to see this?
Your Email:
Their Email:
Comment:
(Will be included with e-mail)
Secret Code

In the box below, enter the Secret Code exactly as it appears above *


 


Most-viewed
recent articles

County's jail construction bid of $14.05 million isn't the lowest, competitor claims (4268 Views)
County boiler repair expected to run $60,000 (3807 Views)
Sunday rollover totals Fort Leonard Wood driver's vehicle in Camden County (776 Views)
Leadership Pulaski County graduates seventh class (622 Views)
Waynesville, Richland keep schools open, most others close (579 Views)
Waynesville man's car totaled in Friday morning rollover (578 Views)
Firefighters knock down blaze in Point Lookout Apartments (428 Views)
Jorge Ramos met a real dictator, and realized Maduro is far worse than Trump (268 Views)
Waynesville and Crocker schools still open, most others closed Friday (267 Views)
Our Missouri senator is also youngest in his chamber, but shares nothing else with Ocasio-Cortez (257 Views)