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One-Line Philosopher: Top 10 thoughts of the week
10. What did the spoon say to the cup? "I love you a latte!"

9. The trouble with jogging is the wine spills from the glass.

8. Where does tradition end and superstition start?

7. The biggest sponge is the largest sucker.

6. Jump for the high fruit. You can always grab some of the low hangers
on the way down.

5. I tried to brake a bad habit, but the gas pedal kept getting in the
way.

4. My wife permanently removed unwanted hair. She waxed nostalgic.

3. The best time to float a loan is during high tide.

2. If you stop making hay it could be the last straw.

1. Follow ideals not idols.

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