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One-Line Philosopher: Top 10 thoughts of the week
By: Dave Weinbaum
Posted: Saturday, February 14, 2009 5:26 pm
10. Sometimes you have to kick back to avoid kicking the bucket.

9. Empathy minus compassion is the key to winning poker.

8. Those that see themselves as heroes tend to become them.

7. Be patient with stupidity; especially your own.

6. Theory based on false premise is house of cards before hurricane.

5. The key to being nostalgic is a working memory in old age.

4. Hear about the beaver that was fired? I heard he didn't give a dam.

3. One of the scariest sites is a full bar of booze and no bartender.

2. You won't get a six pack at the gym if you drink a keg at home.

1. The secret to a rich life is to arrive well before death knows you're
there.

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