| One-Line Philosopher: Top 10 thoughts of the week |
By: Dave Weinbaum
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Posted: Friday, January 23, 2009 4:59 am
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10. Fill your museum; then build another wing.
9. Sometimes best way for wise man to advance cause is to appear foolish.
8. Evade chaos then strike at its opportunities.
7. Just because you dig a dry well is no reason to wet yourself.
6. You can open more doors with a smile than a locksmith.
5. Begin where you stand, never give up, and you'll reach your
destination.
4. When both have yield signs the most generous goes last.
3. Old age is most enjoyable to those that never grew up.
2. Hear about the receiver that married the tight end? The wedding
wasn't much, but the reception was fabulous.
1. Those with wings ought not waste their time walking.
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