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One-Line Philosopher: Top 10 thoughts of the week
10. I've reached the golden age of senior discounts. Now if I can only
remember to use them.

9. Sometimes the biggest drain on inspiration is constipation.

8. A celebrity is known by many, but is often a mystery to himself.

7. Toilet paper company mantra: "We're on a toll and refuse to be wiped
out."

6. When you climb under a rock beware of what's already hiding there.

5. Wisdom cannot be learned without experience and experience can't be
beneficial without some wisdom.

4. Hone yourself on the cutting edge, then slice into your goal.

3. A cemetery is much too depressing to spend eternity.

2. You can't be an evolver while facing a revolver.

1. Make wish into plan then set goal to achieve it.

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