One-Line Philosopher: Top 10 thoughts of the week on Pulaski County Daily News

10. I’m not addicted to gambling. It’s the second-hand smoke I’m attached to.

9. If you enter at the exit and exit at the entrance, were you ever there?

8. My ship hasn’t come in, but a little dinghy just floated by.

7. Witches have hex appeal.

6. You’re so incompetent, you have delusions of mediocrity.

5. If you choose to speed down the road of life, pave your way first.

4. Don’t compete for peanuts when you can go after the whole farm.

3. Perceived insanity may be your best poker ploy.

2. What do demolitionists call their prom? The Wrecking Ball.

1. You can’t look down the road with your head buried in the sand.

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