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One-Line Philosopher: Top 10 thoughts of the week
10. My wife was asked where her age spot was. She pointed at me.

9. Words have meanings and meanings have consequences.

8. Hear about the all-you-can-eat rocky mountain oyster restaurant? The catch was you had to cut off your own.

7. Hear about the all-knowing wind detector? It was vane.

6. While most are 90 percent water, my wife’s family is 90 percent vodka. The other 10 percent is bratwurst.

5. Our climate crisis has a new name. It’s called “gullible weaseling.”

4. I knew an Olympic diver who was so good that when he was dropped in his grave, the Russian judge gave him a “10.”

3. How do you know a garden is drunk? It’s lush.

2. G-d’s present to us is allowing us to live in the present.

1. Wisdom combined with action is synergism on steroids.

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