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One-Line Philosopher: Top 10 thoughts of the week
By: Dave Weinbaum
Posted: Wednesday, October 21, 2009 6:27 pm
10. Good fishermen never use red herrings as an excuse for a poor catch.

9. I’ve reached the golden years of senior discounts. Now if I can only remember to use them.

8. Never let obscure goals block current achievement.

7. Diet company motto: “The Weigh You Were.”

6. Women who want stares use stairs.

5. The secret to a rich life is to mature while remaining childlike.

4. If you think success is beneath you, it’s time to jump into the fray.

3. If truth is beauty, why is there plastic surgery?

2. New enthusiasms regenerate old brain cells.

1. Never let a politician’s charisma make you overlook his words.

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