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One-Line Philosopher: Top 10 thoughts of the week
By: Dave Weinbaum
Posted: Saturday, October 10, 2009 12:03 pm
10. I dated a toll booth operator. She was sensitive to change.

9. Why do doctors practice on you when you need big game treatment?

8. Hear about the aggressive Shih Tzu? He had too much pettosterone.

7. My ship may not have come in but a rowboat just sauntered into the port.

6. Effetists brag. Elitists win.

5. Thin ice thickens when you don’t care what others think about you.

4. The most important muscle to develop is the mass between your ears.

3. If you have to be crazy, better to be self-driven.

2. Seasoned minds are spicy.

1. Be efficient in your emotions and emotional in your efficiencies.

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