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One-Line Philosopher: Top 10 thoughts of the week
10. Those who shoot from the hip pay through the nose.

9. The only scratch golfer I know has a rash.

8. Talent strikes at a distance while effort is up close and personal.

7. I tried paying you respect but no one had change for a quarter.

6. We can’t all be undecided idiots—or can we?

5. Working out has been so effective that now I get beat up by bigger bullies.

4. If you enter at the exit and exit through the entrance, do they cancel each other out?

3. Whenever our president says, “DISASTER,” follow ACORN’s advice. Put your money in a “tin” and bury it in the back yard.

2. If man is made in the image of G-d, does He have a nagging wife too?

1. Those who are patient allow wisdom to find them.

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