| One-Line Philosopher: Top 10 thoughts of the week |
By: Dave Weinbaum
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Posted: Saturday, September 26, 2009 11:23 pm
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10. Never date a librarian before checking her out.
9. Who is that nut, Meg and why is she so crazy?
8. Things under your skin today appear smaller in the rear-view mirror of life.
7. Better an extended stay than a short sendoff.
6. My one wish as I age is to be an exception to the drool.
5. I believe in a balanced life: One martini to two glasses of wine.
4. I tried to fight without cheap shots but couldn’t afford not to.
3. Think what to say before saying what you think.
2. Our neighborhood was so tough parents car-pooled us to the gang fights.
1. When G-d takes the ball may He slap you on your butt and say, “Well done my boy, well done.”
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