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One-Line Philosopher: Top 10 thoughts of the week
By: Dave Weinbaum
Posted: Tuesday, September 22, 2009 8:44 pm
10. I knew a pastry who owes everyone. He was a sponge cake.

9. Fun vices or annoying virtues: Life’s little dilemma.

8. If your canine sleeps with another person, has he committed doggery?

7. Know abstinence, but have the sense to avoid it on occasion.

6. My golf game was so bad I qualified for the U.S. closed.

5. Some millionaires get rich by living poor.

4. Live as a “still be” not a “has been” and you’ll never grow old.

3. Man who apologizes for everyone else is one sorry S.O.B.

2. Winners expect victories. Losers are surprised by them.

1. Freedom is neither free nor dumb.

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