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One-Line Philosopher: Top 10 thoughts of the week
10. Hear about the quarterback who came back from the dead? He had an incomplete passing.

9. A year to date should find you a suitable mate.

8. The only way to balance your checkbook is if you have a balance to check.

7. If a woman says you remind her of her dad, you’re in.

6. How do you know a maple is drunk? He’s sap happy.

5. If you don’t have vices, what can you blame your failures on?

4. How does the college of DNA recruit? Adrenaline rush.

3. It was so hot my deodorant was sweating buckets.

2. Hear about the gender discrimination at the post office? They had an all mail band.

1. In peace, we yearn for excitement. Excited, we yearn for peace.

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