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One-Line Philosopher: Top 10 thoughts of the week
10. Simple truth is rarely as popular as a vague dream.

9. Never confuse enigma with enema.

8. Old quarterbacks never die ... they just pass away.

7. How can they call it a “Freeway” if you have to pay tolls?

6. What do death row cellmates have in common? They like hangin’ together.

5. A lie is a parasite in need of the scalpel of truth.

4. I beat my tax evasion case. I pled Democrat.

3. The secret to a rich life is to prosper under Republicans and get lost in the cracks under Democrats.

2. Hear about the Arab stand-up? He had a great sense of hummus.

1. The problem with white lies is their proclivity for tanning beds.

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