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One-Line Philosopher: Top 10 thoughts of the week
10. After my wife gave me a pedicure I had to toe the line.

9. Egg that refuses to crack is hard-boiled.

8. You can’t stop a tsunami on its first wave.

7. Thirty percent of diamonds are bought for engagement rings, 70 percent after affairs.

6. I know a girl that did Shakespeare in the park. They named the baby William Jr.

5. Waves of Liberal fantasy always land on the rocks of reality.

4. You won’t achieve fusion without collusion.

3. Man that won’t pay writer makes no living from blank page.

2. If a man won’t shake hands prepare to give him boot.

1. Want to make a liberal crazy? Two words: Sarah Palin.

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