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One-Line Philosopher: Top 10 thoughts of the week
10. I tried going over the rainbow, but only got to purple.

9. If Republicans act like Democrats, we don’t need Republicans.

8. A fortune inherited can lead to a life without challenge.

7. The Arkansas Driver’s Manual was updated to include road kill recipes.

6. Be strong without the odor.

5. Hear about the Arab stand-up? He had a good sense of hummus.

4. Work out and you’ll work better within.

3. I stopped a robbery in a clock store. I was a real time-saver.

2. There’s a new TV show coming out this fall. It’s called, “Leave it to Uigher.”

1. Never look for rebuke in a respite or respite in a rebuke.

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