| One-Line Philosopher: Top 10 thoughts of the week |
By: Dave Weinbaum
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Posted: Friday, July 17, 2009 12:41 pm
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10. I tried going over the rainbow, but only got to purple.
9. If Republicans act like Democrats, we don’t need Republicans.
8. A fortune inherited can lead to a life without challenge.
7. The Arkansas Driver’s Manual was updated to include road kill recipes.
6. Be strong without the odor.
5. Hear about the Arab stand-up? He had a good sense of hummus.
4. Work out and you’ll work better within.
3. I stopped a robbery in a clock store. I was a real time-saver.
2. There’s a new TV show coming out this fall. It’s called, “Leave it to Uigher.”
1. Never look for rebuke in a respite or respite in a rebuke.
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