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One-Line Philosopher: Top 10 thoughts of the week
10. We slaughtered the Swiss soccer team. It was a scenic route.

9. Bad News: I’m depressed about insurance costs. Good News: My insurance covers my anti-depressants.

8. G-d does not require us to be a suffering whining piñata.

7. What’s Yiddish for constipation? Ver Klumpt.

6. Images beget popularity. Words provoke action.

5. I looked thru the window of my being only to find a huge hole in my sole.

4. Avoid the off ramp of life.

3. If you won’t accept hard truth, your life will be truly hard.

2. I live somewhere under the rainbow.

1. Wisdom won’t lead to action without courage.

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