Welcome Visitor
Fri, Sep 24, 2021
103 members
Home
Main News
Hometown Heroes
Courts
Area Voices
PCDaily Search
Academic Honors
 
One-Line Philosopher: Top 10 thoughts of the week
By: Dave Weinbaum
Posted: Friday, July 10, 2009 11:14 am
10. We slaughtered the Swiss soccer team. It was a scenic route.

9. Bad News: I’m depressed about insurance costs. Good News: My insurance covers my anti-depressants.

8. G-d does not require us to be a suffering whining piñata.

7. What’s Yiddish for constipation? Ver Klumpt.

6. Images beget popularity. Words provoke action.

5. I looked thru the window of my being only to find a huge hole in my sole.

4. Avoid the off ramp of life.

3. If you won’t accept hard truth, your life will be truly hard.

2. I live somewhere under the rainbow.

1. Wisdom won’t lead to action without courage.

Click here to comment for local opinion

Printer-friendly format


Do you know someone else who would like to see this?
Your Email:
Their Email:
Comment:
(Will be included with e-mail)
Secret Code

In the box below, enter the Secret Code exactly as it appears above *


 
 
Pulaski County Daily Serving Fort Leonard Wood, St. Robert, Waynesville, Dixon, Crocker, Big Piney, Swedeborg, Laquey, Buckhorn, and Richland
Copyright © and Trademark ™ 2009 All Rights Reserved
Copyright Statement | Privacy Statement | Terms of Service

Powered by Bondware
News Publishing Software

The browser you are using is outdated!

You may not be getting all you can out of your browsing experience
and may be open to security risks!

Consider upgrading to the latest version of your browser or choose on below: