| One-Line Philosopher: Top 10 thoughts of the week |
By: Dave Weinbaum
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Posted: Friday, July 10, 2009 11:14 am
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10. We slaughtered the Swiss soccer team. It was a scenic route.
9. Bad News: I’m depressed about insurance costs. Good News: My insurance covers my anti-depressants.
8. G-d does not require us to be a suffering whining piñata.
7. What’s Yiddish for constipation? Ver Klumpt.
6. Images beget popularity. Words provoke action.
5. I looked thru the window of my being only to find a huge hole in my sole.
4. Avoid the off ramp of life.
3. If you won’t accept hard truth, your life will be truly hard.
2. I live somewhere under the rainbow.
1. Wisdom won’t lead to action without courage.
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