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One-Line Philosopher: Top 10 thoughts of the week
10. If you can’t lengthen your drive, sharpen your putting.

9. Hear about the senior pick-up bar? They called it the “Age Spot.”

8. You can’t butter both sides of your bread without help.

7. I hear Face Book is being renamed Waste Book.

6. You shouldn’t catch a break if you’re caught throwing the game.

5. If Obama wants to set an example, he’ll make Air Force 1 into a four-seat Cessna.

4. It’s okay to be in a rut as long as you make the cut.

3. I knew a waitress who was so loved that when they went to bury her, they tipped her.

2. If it weren’t for loud children and nagging wives, husbands would WANT to live longer.

1. Trials of adversity put you on the trail to victory.

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