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One-Line Philosopher: Top 10 thoughts of the week
By: Dave Weinbaum
Posted: Monday, June 22, 2009 1:55 pm
10. Those with uniform standards usually wear standard uniforms.

9. When asked if she could identify any major age spots, my wife pointed at me.

8. A losing optimist remains positive about his consistency.

7. Life is a big table for those with short arms. Ask for help.

6. I went to a silent auction and outbid a mute for a mime.

5. Litigators that refuse to try are very unsettling.

4. I tried raking leaves in the summer, but the trees were too hard to climb.

3. Racists are not bound by a particular race or gender.

2. I came from a neighborhood so tough we had zip gun codes.

1. Some echo. Winners resonate.

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