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One-Line Philosopher: Top 10 thoughts of the week
10. Those with uniform standards usually wear standard uniforms.

9. When asked if she could identify any major age spots, my wife pointed at me.

8. A losing optimist remains positive about his consistency.

7. Life is a big table for those with short arms. Ask for help.

6. I went to a silent auction and outbid a mute for a mime.

5. Litigators that refuse to try are very unsettling.

4. I tried raking leaves in the summer, but the trees were too hard to climb.

3. Racists are not bound by a particular race or gender.

2. I came from a neighborhood so tough we had zip gun codes.

1. Some echo. Winners resonate.

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